Thursday, December 13, 2007

Homeschoolers' 12 Days of Christmas (+2 More Days)

Got this from my local homeschooling egroup. Author not identified, so if you know it, please inform me and I'll add it ;)
The 12 Days of Homeschooling
On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,"Can you homeschool legally?"
On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said tome, "Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,"Do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fourth day of homeschool my neighbor said tome, "What about P.E., do you give them tests, are theysocialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fifth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,"YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give themtests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the sixth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,"How long will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0 STRANGE, what about P.E. , do you give them tests, are theysocialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said tome, "Look at what they're missing, how long will youhomeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give themtests, are they socialized, do you homeschoollegally?"
On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said tome, "Why do you do this, look at what they're missing, howlong will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the ninth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,"They'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look atwhat they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARESO STRANGE!, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are theysocialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,"What about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why doyou do this, look at what they're missing, how long willyou homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give themtests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said tome, "I could never do that, what about graduation, they'llmiss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they'remissing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are theysocialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said tome, "Can they go to college, I could never do that, whatabout graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look atwhat they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, Whatabout P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can youhomeschool legally?"
On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfullyreplied: "They Can go to college, yes you can do this, they canhave graduation, we don't like the prom, we do it cuz welike it, they are missing nothing, we'll homeschool forever, WEARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., and we give them tests, they aresocialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!
On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor saidto me, "How can I get started, why didn't you tell me, wheredo I buy curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLETHINK WE'RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if you will help us, can wejoin P.E. and we'll homeschool legally."
***I LOVE IT!***

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